More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"2 out of 4 numbers prefer being in the bottom 50 percent. Half of all lovers also prefer being on the bottom."
"I breathe onto a mirror just to make sure I’m still alive, and to see how good looking my breath is."
"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."
"Spelling Bees are useless and unnecessary competitions. Before Microsoft Word and Google, Spelling Bees had value, but now they are all superflewus."
"He said he wanted to trade lives with me, saying he wanted what I have. He must want for nothing, because that’s exactly what I have."