If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you. - Terry Pratchett

"It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it."

"Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one."

"Anyone with half a mind could see that,"said Tiffany.Miss Tick sighed. "Yes. But sometimes it's so hard to find half a mind when you need one."

"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."

"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."