If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you. - Terry Pratchett

"It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living."

"Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them."

"Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one."

"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom."

"I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel."