If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humo... - Al Franken

"Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor."

"Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from."

"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from."

"There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor."

"WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!"