More quotes by Al Franken

"Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from."
"Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other."
"WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!"
"Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor."
"If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor."