More quotes by Lemony Snicket

"Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another."
"All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk."
"In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back"and not "I love your back"before you continue the conversation."
"If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'."
"Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record."