I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life together will be so full of despair that death will be like a gulag full of joy."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57."
"When I die, remember to remove my body from the cooler before you start making the hunch punch. But by all means, do get drunk on my memory."
"That point in the sky where yellow meets blue, that’s a handshake I want to see at a #networking event. Sunglasses sold separately."
"Love isn’t in a hurry like a flurry of flowery words on paper. It’s lush and slow to grow its aroma in the garden of time."
"When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future."