More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."
"While I've never read Scientific American, I'll bet it is pretty scientific. And American. Just like those prehistoric cave drawings in the south of France."
"My heartbeat is a pulse, and it pumps out sonic vibrations that resonate with her mind as she lays her head on my chest. Listen silently and you can hear the frequency of love."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"Hotel hallways should have conveyer belts for floors, so I can feel like a grocery item on vacation. I guess I’m just a romantic."