More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."
"I want to love you down. I want to love you deep. I want to love you up. And I want to love you width all my heart. Now that is #4DFeeling."
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."