"I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?"
"If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl' I'm going to kill you"
"What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name"
"That's your truck parked up by the factory isn't it?"Magnus pointed. "It's awfully butch for a bookseller."
"Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island"could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves."
"Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you."