"Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you."
"There's no need to clarify my finger snap,"said Magnus. "The implication was clear in the snap itself."
"I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter,"said Jace. "I must say, I'm disappointed in the little fellow."
"Growing up happens when you start having things you look back on and wish you could change -Clary Fray"
"Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island"could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves."
"I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while,"he grunted, "It relaxes me.""It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably."