I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"If I were hairy, would you vacuum my chest before we made love? I’d probably have enough chip crumbs in it to feed the homeless, because I’m a charitable kind of guy."
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."
"My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk."
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."
"In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity."