I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I'm all for all for one, especially when I'm the one. That's my philosophy when the dinner bill arrives at the table."

"I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE."

"The size of your sighs tell how deeply you’re in love. How I feel is very much like a stressed and distressed midget trying to breathe."

"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."

"Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the way love does—with plenty of light, and watered with affection."