"His name was Tom Tombstone, and if he had a middle name it was probably Death. But I didn’t call him Tom, or even Mr. Tombstone, because he introduced himself as Robert Winston. And I wondered how this stranger could shake my hand, look me in the eye, smile, and expect me to believe such a bold-faced lie?"
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."
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"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. My love for her only looks clear there."
"Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"