More quotes by George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

"To my way of thinking, there is every bit as much evidence for theexistence of UFOs as there is for the existence of God. Probably farmore. At least in the case of UFOs there have been countless tapedand filmed and, by the way, unexplained sightings from all over theworld, along with documented radar evidence seen by experiencedmilitary and civilian radar operators.>>"
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"I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
— George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? Read More
"I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
— George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? Read More
"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
— George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? Read More
"If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?"
— George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? Read More