"I’m passionate about being compassionate. It takes a lot to give of yourself, and that’s why it’s such a gift—for both the recipient and the giver."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"Do you know how much laughter is in a single bag of chips? Enough to feed a seriously starved midget for a week. Now with 33.3% reduced fat!"