More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."
"I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interrogate and torture it."
"The cat hair floated in the air like a sound vibration, and I plucked it like a guitar string. Sometimes I can be so musical I’m like a living love song."
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant."