More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I love the sound of the trees in the breeze. If the forest is so clearly musical, why can’t it play the guitar while I sing Nirvana covers?"
"I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"Nine out of ten politicians are thieves. The tenth politician is a liar, and the one who conducted the survey."
"The fragrance of romance is gratitude. Nothing says I love you like saying I love you. Sure, it’s better to show your love, but why not also say it?"