More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"When you give everything and expect nothing in return, only then will you be in a position to gain anything. When you love loving, you give because giving is getting. Giving is a gift unto itself, and when you realize this you understand that you can’t network if you can’t love."
"For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were."
"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"