I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interrogate and torture it."
"I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interrogate and torture it."
"Though my skull is the size of a soup bowl, everything in the universe—and more—can fit inside my imagination. And guess what? My imagination tastes like chicken noodle soup."
"I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's right, my love is interdimensional, and my vortex will heal your body and soul."
"Last night my shadow exploded into hundreds of fluttering black birds, foreshadowing my love taking flight under the cover of camouflage."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."