More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
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"In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical."
"I loved how your cheeks had a natural rouge, like a delicate rose, and I was a rogue full of thorns. I was only a flower when I was with you."