More quotes by Bill Cosby

"A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise."
"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal."
"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice."
"And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl."
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."