"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die."
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."
"A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise."
"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."
"gray hair is gods graffiti"
"And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl."