"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die."
"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."
"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal."
"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."