In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. - Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember."

"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember."

"In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of thecat, although in this case there were three determinate states the catcould be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious."

"In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded."