Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

"In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded."

"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember."

"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember."

"In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded."

"In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of thecat, although in this case there were three determinate states the catcould be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious."