More quotes by William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"Now what happens?"asked the man in black. "We face each other as God intended,"Fezzik said. "No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.""You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that it?"
"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."
"Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited."
"Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)"
"Cynics are simply thwarted romantics."