"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"I’ll finish the bottle of wine, while you finish what you were saying about how good it is. If you waste no words, I’ll waste no time."
"Gold is liquid sunlight frozen in time, and that’s why I love the way ice melts in vodka. I also love the way ice melts in vodka. I’ll have another shot, if you’ll reload the revolver."
"If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d make you pay for shipping."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."