It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability categories. You can also play Mop the Floor with it. I make love like I make dinner that makes cleaning the kitchen more fun for the whole family."
"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."
"The harmonica has musical wind, and is the breath of soul. It’s like a sad, lonely I love you lost in the breeze."
"I like my coffee like Colfax Avenue mixed with Atlantic Boulevard, and if you're buying then I'm driving. Let's sip this romance slowly."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."