More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Under the guise of being nice guys, the central bankers have done to the people what no army in history has been evil enough to do."
"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."
"I used to think how lucky she was to have me, but now I realize that’s backwards. A spirit of gratitude yields patience, love, and forgiveness."
"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."