More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."
"I'm here at The Container Store looking for something large enough to hold all my love for her. It's a flood, so I hope they sell Shipping Container Ships."
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."
"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."
"Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be hundreds of years old, and what the fuck do they know?"