"As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly."
"Poetry is just so emo."he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul."
"I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back."
"Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis."
"You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves."
"That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste."