Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I kn... - John Green, Paper Towns

"I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite."

"Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis."

"Imagine others complexly."

"What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person."

"That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste."