Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I kn... - John Green, Paper Towns

"Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will"

"It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world."

"Imagine others complexly."

"Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off."Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a big knife, bro."

"I mean, we're ninjas.""Well maybe you're a ninja,"I said"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja,"Margo said, "but we are both ninjas."