It's been said that love finds you when you're ready. - James Patterson

"Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!"

"At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall."

"If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate -- jeez. Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country.Maximum Ride, School's Out--Forever"

"They call me, The Sharkalator"

"You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record."