More quotes by James Patterson

"They call me, The Sharkalator"
"Life is hard, and a lot of people come home tired from work. If they're gonna spend half an hour reading, they want some entertainment and a sense of achievement. So that's what I give them. That's all I'm trying to do. Is that really so wrong?"
"A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night"
"Nudge threw her arms around my neck. 'I love you Max! I love all of us too!'Yeah, me too,' Said the Gasman. 'I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together."
"You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record."