It's been said that love finds you when you're ready. - James Patterson

"If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate -- jeez. Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country.Maximum Ride, School's Out--Forever"

"Life is hard, and a lot of people come home tired from work. If they're gonna spend half an hour reading, they want some entertainment and a sense of achievement. So that's what I give them. That's all I'm trying to do. Is that really so wrong?"

"A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night"

"They call me, The Sharkalator"

"You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record."