"Nudge threw her arms around my neck. 'I love you Max! I love all of us too!'Yeah, me too,' Said the Gasman. 'I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together."
"You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record."
"A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night"
"Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!"
"Life is hard, and a lot of people come home tired from work. If they're gonna spend half an hour reading, they want some entertainment and a sense of achievement. So that's what I give them. That's all I'm trying to do. Is that really so wrong?"
"They call me, The Sharkalator"