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"Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer."
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"I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?"
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"When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important."
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"Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen."
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"When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important."
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