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"Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer."
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"I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?"
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"The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself."
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"Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself. Happiness comes from within. You have the power to change your own mindset so that all the negative, horrible thoughts that try to invade your psyche are replaced with happy, positive, wonderful thoughts."
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"I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day."
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