I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistake... - Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

"Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer."

"I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?"

"It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success."

"The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself."

"Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen."