Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

"Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer."

"I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day."

"When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important."

"My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada."

"When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important."

"It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success."

"My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada."

"True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass."

"Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are."

"Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself. Happiness comes from within. You have the power to change your own mindset so that all the negative, horrible thoughts that try to invade your psyche are replaced with happy, positive, wonderful thoughts."

"I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?"

"The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself."

"Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen."