More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Flower petals in the breeze look like a butterfly flapping its wings. My love for you takes flight like a white orchid blushing pink."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"If I were a Wild West cowboy, I wouldn’t ride a horse—I’d ride a wheelchair. More romantic."
"When anybody asks me what time it is, I always say, “Yesterday, plus 24 hours."
"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. My love for her only looks clear there."