I’ve changed, and she’s changed, but we haven’t changed toge... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’ve changed, and she’s changed, but we haven’t changed together. We were in separate dressing rooms the whole time we dated."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
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"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"When she tried to seduce me, I got suspicious, thinking she was just after my massive fortune. Then I relaxed, when I remembered I'm poor."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."