I’ve changed, and she’s changed, but we haven’t changed toge... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."

"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."

"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."

"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."

"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."