If I were a Wild West cowboy, I wouldn’t ride a horse—I’d ri... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If I were a Wild West cowboy, I wouldn’t ride a horse—I’d ride a wheelchair. More romantic."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"People with money have to worry about who their real friends are. I don’t have that problem for two reasons: I don’t have any money, and I don’t have any friends."
"Let’s be romantic and dance in the rain. I’ll prove my feelings for you by bringing an umbrella, because I’m drowning in my love for you."
"Today we’re living in an anti-Waldo world, where you don’t want to blend in and have people struggle to find you. You want your personal brand to stand out like you’re wearing a red and white sweater, and everyone else has on black."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."