More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"One in four people have a mental illness. You can be the one to make it two in four, if you’ll join me for a dance."
"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."
"She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking."
"My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?"
"I’m so shy I make Bigfoot look like a socialite. Networking’s not a mystery to me—but I’m mythical to networking."