More quotes by Beryl Dov

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."
"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."
"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."
"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."
"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."