"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"
"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."
"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."
"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."