More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."
"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."
"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."
"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."