Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to g... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to get it to open up through communication, not violence."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless."
"If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two."
"Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy started because of a thumb's up I gave to Douglas Adams on his birthday as I said, "Happy 42."#OutBoastKanye"
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"I let coffee drip into my mouth the same way I fall in love—slowly, as I wring out my shirt before going to scrub off the 32-ounce spill. I’m as romantic as a free-refill station that’s out of sugar, cream, and stirring sticks."