More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To be angry is easy, but to forgive is hard. That's why to love is easy, and to love is hard. I try to be so hard that I'm soft, like a liquid rock, fluid and forgiving, but unmovable in my resolve."
"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."
"The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing."
"75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive."
"Everything I’ve learned about handshakes is from hands-on experience. Due to hygiene, I only network with rubber glove manufacturers."