More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"
"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."
"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."
"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."