Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not tr... - Lily Tomlin
"Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth."
"Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth."
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."
"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
"I said "Somebody should do something about that."Then I realized I am somebody."
"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."