Lily Tomlin

"I said "Somebody should do something about that."Then I realized I am somebody."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth."

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."

"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."