Lily Tomlin

"I said "Somebody should do something about that."Then I realized I am somebody."

"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."

"Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth."

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."