I said "Somebody should do something about that."Then I real... - Lily Tomlin

"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."

"Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth."

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."