More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."
"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."
"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."
"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."