More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."
"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."
"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."