More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."
"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"
"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."
"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."
"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."