I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you pic... - John Green, Paper Towns

"You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves."

"The town was paper, but the memories were not."

"As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly."

"Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old."

"If you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all."