More quotes by Jasper Fforde, The Eyre Affair

"Governments and fashions come and go but Jane Eyre is for all time."
"Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all."
"Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse."
"Take no heed of her.... She reads a lot of books."
"I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you."