More quotes by Jasper Fforde, The Eyre Affair

"Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse."
"Governments and fashions come and go but Jane Eyre is for all time."
"Take no heed of her.... She reads a lot of books."
"Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all."
"I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you."