More quotes by Jasper Fforde, The Eyre Affair

"Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse."
"Governments and fashions come and go but Jane Eyre is for all time."
"I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you."
"Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth."
"Take no heed of her.... She reads a lot of books."