More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."
"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."
"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."
"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."
"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."